Saturday, April 23, 2011

OPI Texas Collection

Sup bitchez

So i be chillin at this one event that I am working at. I'm a hot ass bitch, yall mean? So boys be checkin me out like I had Mac & Cheese smothered all over my D's at a fat kid convention. I be workin so hard, but I got this skag on me, yellin n shit, complaining that I'm probably doing a better job than her, but too much of a bitch to actually admit it. This hoe bag was like fifty or 60 or somethin, trying to get all up on my shit cuz she was a stressed out crab and needed a banging or needed to smoke a blunt or SOMETHING!!

 Anyways... At this event, they had OPI Texas nail polish! I became wetter than Raging Waters down below because I was so damn excited. I walked my fine ass over to the booth with my brand new jeans on and new top and I told dem ladies at the booth, "Hi... I love OPI". They replied "You want some". "FUCK YES!" I screamed!  I grabbed three of dem shits and brought them home to show my legendary king boyfriend named Sean. This mofo has his head on straight ya know? He deals with my crazy ass everyday and I love the Lakers now. Andrew Bynum had a HUGE game last night with a double double in the first half... WWWUUUUUUTTTT. Kobe was Kobe, slayin bitches left and right. I wished that bitch that was yellin at me was on the court last night in New Orleans cuz Kobe would have broke that GURLZ ANKLES LOLOLOL. 

So now, I am super happy on this Saturday morning with my new polishes, I'll post pics soon aight? :D

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Flower Power

Sup my fellow nail slaves. These are my bangin spring/summer Flower Power nails dawg!  I started with a base coat of Orly's Bonder, dems iz DANK. Then Sally Hansen Sheer Ivory, WUT. I used tew coats of thats. Over the sheer ivory I put a layer of a pearly white man nail polish, sadly the bottle I used was about 6 years old (WTF IMA NOOB) and the label is all worn off, hella ghetto yall mean? I do know it was a Sally Hansen color. For the cherries and flowers I used my biggest dotter (They need to rename "dotter" STUPID ASS WHITE MAN WORD). I did the Cherries first using China Glaze Salsa. The stems I used a green nail striper  (I bought it to do Harry Potter themed nails.) For the center of the flowers I used a small dotter tip and dunk it in China Glaze Four Leaf Clover, China Glaze Salsa, and Sinful Colors Lets Meet. Now my shit was BANGIN. Now just going around the red yellow and green dots make a flower design.  For the flowers I used Revlon Pink Freeze, Sally Girl Raspberries Pink, Wet & Wild Blazed. Tada, motha fucka!! For some extra flare I panted my middle finger a Bon Bons Pink Glitter color. Finish them of with a nice layer of SV. I'm the shit, I knowz. Holla back at ya.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

This was my other gift. Some multi colored jewels =)

New Nail Goodies!


Today I helped my Legendary Grandmother by taking her around town to do her errands. Talk junk about my grandma I'll round house kick you to your moms house. Mostly I offer to take her so I know she isn't careening around town in her tiny green car, which I can tell you, scarier than Binladen stuck in a cage of wild tigers with the tigers balls in a vice grip. Luckily she wanted to go to Michael's, which was MAD close, yay for not dying! . Being the awesome Grandmother she is, she bought me two presents! I have been dying to get my hands on a real paint dotter like all the pro's use. (normally I use a pin stuck in the eraser part of a pencil) I couldn't find them so I ask a girl to help me out. She knew exactly what I was talking about cause she was a nail art freak like me! PEACE

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Hello Kitty Nails


These took me forever to do, for some reason I kept messing up her cute little whiskers. For her bow I used two heart shaped decals that came in a set my Mom got me. Flipped them over (using the non iridescent side) for her signature red bow. Hello Kitty's face was just painted white with a little bottle of white polish I grabbed at Sally's Beauty for some Halloween nails I did last year. Any way I used a doting tool for her eyes and yellow nose. It helps alot to make the whole Hello Kitty look if you make her nose yellow. Dont forget to paint the rest of your nails something cute. I used NYC Pink Cream with  LA Colors City Lights, for some glitter. Hope you like these nails as much as I do.